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Seriously, don't be like me. Stay away from/Avoid this place like the plague/Run for the hills as fast as you can. You've been put on notice.
Destroyed by These N00BS|
Prepare {to get|for a smashed! These scrubs are coming like a swarm of locusts, and they're ready {to ruin|to absolutely destroy your day. Don't even waste your time defending yourself, because {they'retotally better than you. You've been warned.
This Site's a Scam Ya Clown
Listen up, you jabroni! I gotta tell ya about this website/online store/thingamajig. It's a total con job, straight outta the sewer. They're gonna try to scam you faster than you can say "Uncle."
- Seriously, dude/For realz/Trust me on this
- Avoid it like the plague/Stay away from it/Run in the opposite direction
- Don't be a chump/Don't get played/Protect your wallet
Danger: Will Robinson! This Site Will Steal Your Cash Like a POS {
Listen up, you mugs! This site is running a scam that'll clean you out faster than you can say "free trial". They’re spinning some serious {lies|bulltrash to get your info and they ain’t afraid to jack you. Don't be a sucker, avoid this shark tank like the plague.
- Indicators: They're offering prices that are ridiculously low. Their site looks suspicious. They pressure you into giving up your info right away.
- What to do|How to Stay Safe: Check reviews online. Be wary of sites with missing details. Trust your gut - if it feels wrong, it probably is.
Don't let these scumbags get the best of you! Stay smart and keep your money safe.
Avoid This Website Like the Plague, You Idiot
Dude, listen up! If you run into that piece of crap website,
turn around and run like hell. Seriously, I'm telling you, it's a trap. They got spyware all over the place just waiting to ruin your system.
You don't want to mess with that.
- {Trust me|Listen to me, this isn't a joke. It's pure toxic garbage.
- Save yourself the headache and stay the hell from that site.
Fraudtown: Don't Waste Your Time on This BS
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- Don't touch
- If it sounds too good to be true, it is
- Look for red flags before you give away any info